These are the warning sides you should look out for:
- If the poptart is wrapped with a pink ribbon (coincidence? we may never know).
- If the poptart has a distinct smell when you open the package.
- If the first thing you think of when you eat it is how like perfume it tastes... stated another way: it tastes like the smell of your grandma's perfume. Yu-um.
- If everyone you ask to try the poptart says, "Yeah, that is weird." or some variation.
- If you finally decide that the after taste is the same you get when you drink old, old, acidic milk.
- If you start to lose your faith in the "Strawberry Poptart" half way through consumption.
All of these signs point toward "That gift of poptart was not a gift after all. They have been poisoned. By way of gas poisoning, injection of the chemical, or anthrax-like dust.
Forward to all your friends if you care about them and don't want puppies to die and believe in God.
oh jillian that is HORRIBLE!
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