AND another.

What a sweet boy to bring ice cream........

A long forgotten breakfast...poor thing.

The world was a better place before these were published...

Just a little sumn sumn from November 11...

Jillian: You have to stick it all the way up your nose, you were just holding it there!

Mikelle: No I can’t it hurts!

Mikelle: I have to stop being shy-

Everyone else: Mikelle you are NOT shy.

Mikelle: Without a sin, I am.

Jillian: I make good ovaries.

Good work, ladies.

toxic poptarts...

Mmkay ladies. Look out. It turns out that everyone's favorite toaster pastry (none of that Toaster Strudel garbage) CAN go bad. I had the misfortune of eating a bad pop tart... or three.

These are the warning sides you should look out for:

• If the poptart is wrapped with a pink ribbon (coincidence? we may never know).
• If the poptart has a distinct smell when you open the package.
• If the first thing you think of when you eat it is how like perfume it tastes... stated another way: it tastes like the smell of your grandma's perfume. Yu-um.
• If everyone you ask to try the poptart says, "Yeah, that is weird." or some variation.
• If you finally decide that the after taste is the same you get when you drink old, old, acidic milk.
• If you start to lose your faith in the "Strawberry Poptart" half way through consumption.

All of these signs point toward "That gift of poptart was not a gift after all. They have been poisoned. By way of gas poisoning, injection of the chemical, or anthrax-like dust.

Forward to all your friends if you care about them and don't want puppies to die and believe in God.